Day 48

February 17th, Friday - IKEA are possibly the best props house around. You can buy as much as you want and then take it all back after for a refund (keep packaging and try not to cut off labels!). They'll hate you, but meh, what can you do. Here I roll in with two - yes, TWO - trollies full of stuff to return.

The lady asks "Hello, what are you returning today?"
"Umm, hi... yeah, all of this."
"All of it??"
"....... Yes."
"...Ok. What's the reason for the return?" As she starts scanning stuff and piling it in a new trolley.
"Uh..... I'm gonna say... I. Dont. Need. it??"
She looks at me. ".... Ok. So.... Surplus?"
"Yeah yeah yeah, that one!"

Good bless you IKEA. And your returns policy. And all your affordable swedish crap.